I just thought, we could all do with cheering up, so why don't we tell some jokes or say something funny.

Please nothing rude.

I have a few absolute rubbish jokes.

What do you call fake gold in a pool?
Pool's Gold

I think I'll stop there. Enough of the bad jokes.

What about yours?

Oh gosh, im so crap at jokes! I dont even have any lol

Any quote from The Mighty Boosh is brilliant! Even tho that wasn't the question.

Umm, seems i cant think of any, how sad! hah